Have you heard about these crazy side effects of Ambien and the wacky things the victims do in their sleep completely unaware? Hey, guess what? I AM ONE OF THEM. I know that this may sound like I am making it up, but this is the honest truth. I have been struggling to sleep for over a week. I tried a new sleeping pill, one that I had never tried before. I took this pill at about 10:30 pm I hardly remember this next part- when I had glimpses of it this morning in my conscious brain, I was pretty much mortified. There are about 6 of you out there that were sent a text/voice message. This consisted of me talking in some cases and then always ended in one of three songs. Somewhere over the rainbow, Close to you and love me tender. If you did not get one of these messages, be grateful. I sounded totally wasted and apparently I was.
For the first time in over 2 weeks I woke up refreshed and well rested, until the realization of what I thought I might have done set in. Now I want to crawl under my covers and never come out.
Hope it made for a good laugh. I guess it's back to not sleeping again.
Here are other stories, some not as funny, some even more hilarious. I really wish I was able to attach the voice messages. Maybe I'll work on that.
Well I can't figure out how to put them on here, if anyone knows how, let me know- because they are so funny.
THIS JUST IN:
Crazy
Love me tender
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Close To You
6 comments:
You are speaking my language sister.
A friend of mine called me during these last head-aches and I was on some heavy duty stuff. Apparently I told her that I had been shot 10 years ago in the throat. She believed me.
The next day I had no idea that we even spoke.
Good times
A friend sent me one of the messages over email on an MP3. I am not sure I am ready to show the world what I've got, especially when what I've got is that bad.
I forwarded your message to all that might find it entertaining...aka, everyone.
Ouch.
I just shared it with my roomies. They enjoyed it. As did I.
My mom laughed right out loud!
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