he says: I love you, I have always loved you, I just didn't know how to tell you.
she says: Well now you've told me.
he says: (crying) I should have put a ring on your finger when I had the chance. I miss you and just want to be with you always.
she says: I've missed you too.
he says: Is this hopeless? Can we never be together? It's because I'm not mormon, isn't it?
she says: Remember when we were together, you slept with that one girl?
he says: Yeah, but it was only, like, two times.
Only two times? Oh, in that case, lets get married.